We are currently putting together a series of courses designed by Multi- World Record Holder in various Strength and Endurance movements " The Mighty
Gonzales" also known as "Quasar". So far we are just calling them his "Secrets" - which seems rather lame so doing some brainstorming
for the possibility of a cool sounding name for his courses. Number One coolest sounding name of all time has to be Dynamic - Tension. Can that ever be beat?
Number 2 might be Mike Marvel's DynaFlex. Other cool ones: Tensile Contraction, Hercules 2, Elastic Steel, High Intensity, Isometrics- has its own aura Not
so cool : Muscle Fighter 4- sounds like a serious disease- and a painfull one at that! Universal Bodybuilding- ummm so there is nothing special about it? Just
something everyone does? Weider System - is it just me or do all systems named after someone seem lame? Maxalding- huh? what? Transformetrics- umm sounds kinda
religious or possibly gay. German High Volume - wow THAT sounds like it will take a while! Kinetic Stress by Ed Stranger Lewis and Billy Sandow - that def HAS
to be a disease to be avoided at all costs!Bullworker- sounds sexual, and most likely illegal! Gamma Fitness - who outside of a wrestling history nut would
have any idea who Gamma is? Self Resistance - masturbation anyone? Kinda mediocre: Combat Conditioning- sounds like something you HAVE to do in boot camp or
your DI will yell at you, Kettlebells- tea anyone??, TO BE CONTINUED
Coolest Names for Exercise Systems- can anyone beat Dynamic-Tension ???
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Posts: 7 (12/03/08 09:51:41) |
Yvette Savage, Girl of Bronze
www.Hikuta.net Yahoo instant Messenger = YvetteSavage http://profiles.yahoo.com/yvettesavage DynaFlex SUPER Isometrics for a Power Muscled Body JUNGLEMAN Total Fitness Savage Chi Fitness for a Power Muscled Body Savage Fitness Health and Strength Board |
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Posts: 2765 (12/03/08 10:07:46) Captain Caneguru |
Thanks for the advertisement, Girl of Bronze.
How 'bout, Commando Warrior Woo-Woo?  Beer! That frothy, golden nectar of the Germanic gods! Zen in the Art of Self-Resistance grunt & Shen's Workshop |
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Posts: 33 (12/03/08 11:18:01) Caneguru |
Would someone please show the girl how to start a new paragraph so she won't have to hold her breath so long.
"You are only as good as your last workout. You are what you eat." Middle-age man words of wisdom. Visit me at http://pierini-fitness.blogspot.com/
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Girl of Bronze |
Stronfortism | ||
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Posts: 8 (12/03/08 11:25:00) |
Strongfortism- have to put that one one the LAME category- sounds like a boring psych method!
Yvette Savage, Girl of Bronze
www.Hikuta.net Yahoo instant Messenger = YvetteSavage http://profiles.yahoo.com/yvettesavage DynaFlex SUPER Isometrics for a Power Muscled Body JUNGLEMAN Total Fitness Savage Chi Fitness for a Power Muscled Body Savage Fitness Health and Strength Board |
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Girl of Bronze |
Commando Warrior Woo-Woo | ||
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Posts: 9 (12/03/08 11:27:41) |
Commando Warrior Woo-Woo = sounds gay, or possibly British.
Yvette Savage, Girl of Bronze
www.Hikuta.net Yahoo instant Messenger = YvetteSavage http://profiles.yahoo.com/yvettesavage DynaFlex SUPER Isometrics for a Power Muscled Body JUNGLEMAN Total Fitness Savage Chi Fitness for a Power Muscled Body Savage Fitness Health and Strength Board |
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Posts: 2768 (12/03/08 11:32:41) Captain Caneguru |
Girl of Bronze wrote:I always though they were one and the same. Beer! That frothy, golden nectar of the Germanic gods! Zen in the Art of Self-Resistance grunt & Shen's Workshop |
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Posts: 348 (12/03/08 22:37:15) Better than Everybody Else |
pierini wrote:If you think thats bad then you should see one of Jack Savages listings on ebay |
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Girl of Bronze |
Vibro Tension | ||
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Posts: 10 (12/04/08 06:49:12) |
Vibro Tension = COOL. The self declared " one shot king" of fitness , ESP training, ball room dancing training, how to do housework better training
etc etc really outdid himself on this one. An oddity as far as cool name for fitness systems- the name actually FITS the principle behind it!
Yvette Savage, Girl of Bronze
www.Hikuta.net Yahoo instant Messenger = YvetteSavage http://profiles.yahoo.com/yvettesavage DynaFlex SUPER Isometrics for a Power Muscled Body JUNGLEMAN Total Fitness Savage Chi Fitness for a Power Muscled Body Savage Fitness Health and Strength Board |
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Posts: 2776 (12/04/08 10:32:25) Captain Caneguru |
How 'bout Transformetrics? Has a bit of a ring to it. Beer! That frothy, golden nectar of the Germanic gods! Zen in the Art of Self-Resistance grunt & Shen's Workshop |
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Posts: 21 (12/04/08 10:58:43) |
WTF she's talking about?!
 I can't get it, not that I would want to interpret a word from her post that is a complete mess ...
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Girl of Bronze |
Transformetrics | ||
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Posts: 11 (12/04/08 11:11:48) |
That one I have in the LAME category: Transformetrics- umm sounds kinda religious or possibly gay.
Yvette Savage, Girl of Bronze
www.Hikuta.net Yahoo instant Messenger = YvetteSavage http://profiles.yahoo.com/yvettesavage DynaFlex SUPER Isometrics for a Power Muscled Body JUNGLEMAN Total Fitness Savage Chi Fitness for a Power Muscled Body Savage Fitness Health and Strength Board |
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Posts: 35 (12/04/08 12:09:12) Caneguru |
I finally thought of one: MusclErection Training or MT for short.
"You are only as good as your last workout. You are what you eat." Middle-age man words of wisdom. Visit me at http://pierini-fitness.blogspot.com/
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Posts: 8 (12/04/08 12:22:01) |
I've always like recreational spankings.
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gruntbrain |
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If you can't afford a Dominatrix, use my semi famous self flagellation protocol finished with self waterboarding
I intend to enjoy life while I'm still old
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Vital Force System | ||
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Posts: 40 (12/04/08 16:01:24) Caneguru |
Vital Force System I have developed my own system of training, it combines home gym weight sets (plus bench with leg extension and pulley attachment), classical Chinese calisthenics and muscle flexing.  .
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Posts: 37 (12/05/08 08:22:40) Caneguru |
Sounds like a good course Henry but I'm frugal and will wait to buy it at a used bookstore. Keep your day job.
"You are only as good as your last workout. You are what you eat." Middle-age man words of wisdom. Visit me at http://pierini-fitness.blogspot.com/
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Girl of Bronze |
Wow That's Pretty good! | ||
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Posts: 12 (12/05/08 08:27:37) |
Vital Force Systems -Thats the best name I've seen in a while!- better trade mark that baby before someone STEALS if from you! E mail me with more
specifics and maybe we can help market it for you! PS - The Mighty Gonzales just contacted me and said he had thought of that name last week and he's
rushing to the trademark office to list it ! LOL just kiddding!
Yvette Savage, Girl of Bronze
www.Hikuta.net Yahoo instant Messenger = YvetteSavage http://profiles.yahoo.com/yvettesavage DynaFlex SUPER Isometrics for a Power Muscled Body JUNGLEMAN Total Fitness Savage Chi Fitness for a Power Muscled Body Savage Fitness Health and Strength Board |
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Posts: 2783 (12/05/08 08:49:31) Captain Caneguru |
I'm more of the esoteric sort. How 'bout, Birds with Wet Wings?
Beer! That frothy, golden nectar of the Germanic gods! Zen in the Art of Self-Resistance grunt & Shen's Workshop |
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Christianiron.naturalstrength... |
How about this one? | ||
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Posts: 57 (12/05/08 09:09:53) Caneguru |
"Velocipower"
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Posts: 51 (12/05/08 11:20:53) Caneguru |
Don't know which is coolest, but I know what would sell. Picture the infomercials for "Sit On Your Ass and Get Ripped".
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henry thinman |
VFS (put that in yer Glossary of Terms) | ||
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Posts: 41 (12/05/08 11:46:57) Caneguru |
Girl of Bronze wrote:When I started lifting weights I'd get the Weider/York courses and then joined a gym for awhile, eventually I wanted a complete course that would only require a bench like shown and a bunch of weights all for about $200 or so. The exercises are on my forum. I've done these exercises for years and years. its not so much for gaining size or the power lifter but getting every muscle toned and rock hard. I also train with Chinese exercises of TCC plus weapons like heavy sword form done also in mirror version with left hand. Then there's the Maxalding/DT type of work. Originally I called it Hawkwind Dragon System (HDS). |
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